Don’t second-guess yourself…
i don’t look at mirrors. mirrors look at me
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
THE CINDERELLA ONE THOUGH
when your down to your least favorite pokemon
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